Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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