I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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