i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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