I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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