i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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