i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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