If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
