So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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