I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
