Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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