Its about making memories worth repressing
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
