I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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