Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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