sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
