Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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