Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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