Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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