Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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