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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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