why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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