i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Found the puke drawer
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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