I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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