That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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