oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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