if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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