writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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