so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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