I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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