I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I need to align my fucking chakras
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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