She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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