Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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