i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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