Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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