My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
did you just send me my own nude
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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