i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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