Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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