I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
