we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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