That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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