Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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