And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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