would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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