Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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