She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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