I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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