it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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