New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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