I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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