i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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