dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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